CFD three lines poem
 

Im pressure, You are velocity,
No couple,
No convergence...

Coming across you,
Even with a upwind,
My heart is bounded.

Haha, my English is not good. Wish you guys know what I mean, Any modification makes it better is welcomed.

Nice! Although this sounds a lot like OpenFOAM related ;)

I believe that poems aren't as limited to "correct English", since sometimes only broken words and phrases can say what's in one's heart/mind. ;)

Nonetheless, I see at least a few possible fixes, which probably can be mixed:

I'm pressure, You're velocity,
Not coupled,
Nor converged...

Coming across you,
Even with an upwind,
My heart is bounded.

Or:

I am pressure,
You are velocity,
The two uncoupled,
And not converging...

Coming across to you,
Even with an upwind,
My heart is bounded.

Where "bounded" relates to the fact that even with bounded schemes, one's feels the pain (by being bounded) from the solver not converging...

The two "not coupled" and "not converging" does give it a very nice "breaking my heart" feeling :)

haha! Great Bruno, good fixing and comment!

I dont know if there are such popularity in English forum, Such three lines love poem has been overwhelming Chinese bbs for over a one year. This is the reason why I made this. It took me more than half hour to combine CFD words into love poem. Then I got these. haha. In Chinese they sounds with rhythm, well in English, sometimes its hard to translate.

I think there must be some others who can make such poems as well.
That will be fun.